Monday, August 04, 2008

Half of Me

or the University of Idaho they have started this new thing where all the Freshmen coming to Moscow read one book during the summer so that they can discuss it, talk about it, etc in their classes. This year it's "1 Dead in Attic". It's a book about Hurricane Katrina written by Chris Rose. I'm reading on my own cuz of two reasons: 1) I like to read 2) New Orleans is in my blood, it's half of who I am so I feel like it's the least I can do three years later. Here is an excerpt from the first chapter of the book. I love it, positively love it, but it is very fragmented writing. It's almost like poetry. Anyways, enjoy!:

"Dear America, I suppose we should introduce ourselves: we're South Louisiana. We have arrived on short notice and we apologize for that but we were never much for waiting around for invitations. We're not much on formalities like that.
And we might be staying around your town for a while, enrolling in your schools and looking for jobs, so we wanted to tell you a few things about us. We know you didn't ask for this and neither did we, so we're just going to have to make the best of it.
First of all, we thank you. For your money, your water, your food, your prayers, your boats and buses, and then men and the women of your National Guards, fire departments, hospitals, and everyone else who has come to our rescue.
We're a fiercely proud and independent people, and we don't cotton much to outside interference, but we're not ashamed to accept help when we need it and right now, we need it. Just don't get carried away. For instance, once we get around to fishing again, don't try to tell us what kind of lures work best in your waters.
We're not going to listen. We're stubborn that way. You probably already know that we talk funny and listen to strange music and eat things you'd probably hire an exterminator to get out of your yard.
We dance even if there's no radio. We drink at funerals. We talk too much and laugh too loud and live to large, and frankly, we're suspicious of others who don't. But we'll try not to judge you while we're in your town. Everybody loves their home, we know that. But we love south Louisiana with a ferocity that borders on the pathological. Sometimes we bury our dead in LSU sweatshirts.
Often we don't make sense. You may wonder why, for instance, if we could carry only one small bag of belongings with us on our journey to your state- why in God's name did we bring a pair of shrip boots?
We can't really explain that. It is what it is. You've probably heard that many of us stayed behind. As bad as it is, many of us cannot fathom a life outside our border, out in that place we call Elsewhere. The only way you could understand that is if you have been there and so many of you have. So you realize that when you strip away all the craziness and bars and parades, and music and architecture and all that hooey, really, the best thing about where we come from is us.
We are what made this place a national treasure. We're good people. And don't be afraid to ask us how to pronounce our names, it happens all the time.
When you meet us now and you look into our eyes, you will see the saddest story ever told. Our hearts are broken into a thousand pieces. But don't pity us. We're gonna make it. We're resilient. After all, we've been rooting for the Saints for thirty-five years. That's got to count for something.
Okay, maybe something else you should know is that we make jokes at inappropriate times.
But what the hell.
And one more thing: In our part of the country, we're used to having visitors. It's our way of life.
So when all this is over and we move back home, we will repay you the hospitality and generosity of spirit you offer us in this season of our despair.
That is our promise. That is our faith."

~The End~
*Hula Hips*

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, that is awesome, when you're done you should send it my way so I can read it too. It really makes me miss the south though. Honestly I think it was good for all of us uppity northerners to get a taste of that amazing southern livin' after Katrina.

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