My sister ashleigh wrote this.
This is for Kelsey...You know you're a Hebert if...
1. You notice fluctuation in gas prices, and it even affects your mood.
2. You divide the human race into givers and takers.
3. You know the meaning of and have used the phrase "Bastard Teepee Ass Face."
4. You know the threefold cure for all malaise: Brush your teeth, get more sleep, pray about it.
5. Drinking milk with dinner actually appeals to you.
6. You know how to distinguish natural men. "There ain't no man to be but a natural man."
7. You know what an alligator gar is.
8. You know what Luella sounds like.
9. Blonds, in general, are hard to distinguish from one another.
10. You sign "Love Always" in Christmas or birthday cards and mean it as a joke.
11. You are skilled in the preparation or drinking of coffee.
12. You prefere Coke to Pepsi.
13. You like A1.
14. You have eaten more chicken in your life than all types of junk food combined.
15. You'd prefer crying etc. to the silent treatment.
16. "Our House" by Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young; "If" by Bread; "Happy to be Stuck with You" by Huey Lewis; anything by Billy Joel; and the theme songs from "Cheers" and "Mash" make you teary or nostalgic.
17. You still cringe a little whenever you say "stupid," since you were never allowed to say it.
18. You have impeccable grammar.
19. You know all the rules taught in the Bill Hebert School of Charm.
20. You know all the words to "Kokomo" by the Beach Boys.
21. You have actually seen someone have to abandon a hike in the woods because they were laughing so hard they couldn't finish.
22. TheBiggestTreeInIdaho is one word in your brain. Also, you know the tree is impossible to find.
23. This makes sense: Unadeki, unadeki, unadeki, unadeki, zoom zoom zoom, Muka Eeya Wey. Or this makes sense: Beweee bew. Beweee bew. Buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh beweee bew.
24. You have celebrated the feast of Santa Lucia or the Twelve Days of Christmas
2. You divide the human race into givers and takers.
3. You know the meaning of and have used the phrase "Bastard Teepee Ass Face."
4. You know the threefold cure for all malaise: Brush your teeth, get more sleep, pray about it.
5. Drinking milk with dinner actually appeals to you.
6. You know how to distinguish natural men. "There ain't no man to be but a natural man."
7. You know what an alligator gar is.
8. You know what Luella sounds like.
9. Blonds, in general, are hard to distinguish from one another.
10. You sign "Love Always" in Christmas or birthday cards and mean it as a joke.
11. You are skilled in the preparation or drinking of coffee.
12. You prefere Coke to Pepsi.
13. You like A1.
14. You have eaten more chicken in your life than all types of junk food combined.
15. You'd prefer crying etc. to the silent treatment.
16. "Our House" by Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young; "If" by Bread; "Happy to be Stuck with You" by Huey Lewis; anything by Billy Joel; and the theme songs from "Cheers" and "Mash" make you teary or nostalgic.
17. You still cringe a little whenever you say "stupid," since you were never allowed to say it.
18. You have impeccable grammar.
19. You know all the rules taught in the Bill Hebert School of Charm.
20. You know all the words to "Kokomo" by the Beach Boys.
21. You have actually seen someone have to abandon a hike in the woods because they were laughing so hard they couldn't finish.
22. TheBiggestTreeInIdaho is one word in your brain. Also, you know the tree is impossible to find.
23. This makes sense: Unadeki, unadeki, unadeki, unadeki, zoom zoom zoom, Muka Eeya Wey. Or this makes sense: Beweee bew. Beweee bew. Buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh beweee bew.
24. You have celebrated the feast of Santa Lucia or the Twelve Days of Christmas
posted by Oh, Idaho at 1:05 AM
2 Comments:
I think I'm 1/6 Hebert, and I have association connections. That's gotta make for some more points, right?
haha sure.
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